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Wild West Road Trip, 2

Sunday, August 20th, 2006

I had a dream where I went to the future and met a guy who wants to be an SF writer. He describes a story idea: a guy writes an SF story that turns out to be about an actual person in the future. And in the dream, I’m kind of dizzy, sorting that out. Am I the guy in his story? Or is he the guy in my story?

Tourists waiting to see Old Faithful go off. We ate hamburgers in Great Falls, Montana. I hadn’t had a burger in maybe seven years. I felt like I was taking some unknown drug. Fearful of the coming effects.

Mostly Yellowstone was crowded, but the first night we were there at 8 PM and had the geysers to ourselves. Fellini-esque, another world.

Scenes like you see in the old school landscape paintings. Lower Yosemite Falls.

Sweet abandoned Montana farms.

The pulsing bifurcating waterfall above Avalanche Lake resembles the graph of the logistic map. If a cascade was intelligent, would it move the rocks around more?

Note that with lazy eight, as planned for Postsingular all these objects and processes can “see.” If water was intelligent, would floods be worse? Would leaves wave more extravagantly? Smart fires might be harder to control, more prone to leaping across a gap to the next dry branch. But fire lacks effectors, no? A tree has slow effectors in its growth. And possibly it can vasodilate to affect the flexibility of its branches. But fire I think is passive.

The parks and the West in general are full of motorcyclists.

At Yellowstone outside a park grocery I overhear a careworn, weathered biker talking to a woman just off her shift. Such a hard life this man must have had, he looks almost like a bum. She’s Roxanne, he’s Wild Bill, “though you might better call me Mild Bill.” He pulls a two inch cigar stub out of his layers of clothes and chews it ready to light up. “Didn’t mean to scare you off. Just kidding.” He gets on his bike and circles around the parking lot before leaving, wobbly and alone.

We visit some boiling mud pots at Yellowstone. Plorp. The bubbles throw of small gobbets of hot mud, the gobbet occasionally forming a tiny bubble of its own. The gobbet could be our universe. Yes, this is how the world arose.

We listened to the Allman Brothers song “Ramblin’ Man” a lot. I love the part at the end when the one guitarist repeats the same little ostinato figure ten twenty thirty times — he can’t stop — and the other guitarist plays a single long note soaring out of that, rising up, dying down.

I’ve never used the name “Robert” in a book. The micro-orgainisms in geyser run-off distribute themselves by temperature. The high-hot-loving guys plate up iron on themselves and get red. The medium-hot-loving guys have chlorplasts and are green.

Driving down a 13 mile dirt road to a campground in Lewis and Clark forest. Car covered with dust. Two hand prints emerged on the side. “The Miracle of the Hands.” An angel pushed on the car to keep us from going over the edge.

Hiking from Logan Pass toward Mount Reynolds in Glacier National Park. I was walking the spine of the Continental Divide. I look over at Mount Reynolds, this huge single rock. Such a mass of rock and quanta.

What is reality? I have a rush of ontological wonder sickness. Why does anything exist?

At a rare check-in at an open computer, I got a nice email from Seth Lloyd regarding my review of his book Programming the Universe. He said, “I understand that you're not fond of quantum mechanics; but hey, that's the way the world works!” Maybe he’s right. But now, staring at the mountain, overwhelmed by its brute physicality, I can’t quite remember the details of what Seth said in his book. This is the outcome of, huh, a random algorithm, huh? Hit don’t feel that way.

The ubiquity of the same forms: trees, dendrites, clouds, mountains, animals, my thoughts. All standard patterns that nature loves to grow.

I threw a raisin to a pika (a rodent like a marmot or ground-hog or squirrel) and it got the raisin and wanted to eat it, but was uneasy at still being fairly close to me, but wanted to bite into the delicious raisin right away, so, torn by the opposing drives, the pika let out this gorgeous shrill liquid squeek. I could listen to that sound all day.

We visited Hemingway’s grave in Ketchum, Idaho. It was in a small, ordinary graveyard by a busy road into town. Looking for it was a replay of looking for my father’s grave in Herndon, Virginia, in July. In both cases I asked a Mexican guy who was mowing the lawn, and he didn’t speak English. My father had a white beard and he liked it when people said he looked like Hemingway. I found Hemingway’s slab, seven feet long, flat on the ground between two pines. For some reason people leave coins on the slab. Idiots. I cleaned off the letters of his name, blowing away the pine needles, shoving aside the coins. I saw his ghost. He said a lot of people came there looking for him, too many, but he was gonna say hi to me since I’m a writer.

Hem was about the first writer I really “got” and admired, back in high school. I liked his conciseness, his haiku-like clarity. All the stuff about moral codes and being a man, that’s all pretty much rotted away, though. F*ck the code. You have adventures, is all. Life is a wonderful adventure. I do have a code, I guess. But it seems so teenage to formulate it.

On the other hand, Hemingway was in the war, he saw people getting killed, so give him some slack on that.

In Missoula, Montana, I read a review of Scanner Darkly in a local free paper, The Independent. Written by, like, a college kid. And he’s chiding the director Linklater for making a “Just say ‘No’” movie. He doesn’t realize that was Phil’s rap in the book as well. That drugs are bad for you. I remember people having that reaction when the book came out. Like, Phil is being a kill joy. But he earned his right to be anti-drug. He went all the way in, deeper than a partying college kid can imagine. And — Phil was so cool — he saw the experience as darkly comic the whole way. Like Hemingway and war. Drugs our version of war.

What would my own code be?

See the gnarl, know the divine, love those around you.

I rent a mountain bike to ride down Mount Baldy. Drop 4,000 feet in 10 miles of single-track trail. It’s harder than I expected, I can’t look away from the path for even a second, or I’m likely to run off the edge. It uses every iota of mountain-biking skill that I’ve gained in the last twenty years of riding my bicycle. The boy who rented me the bike said the ride would be “easy.” I wanted it to feel like skiing, the way biking sometimes does, and now and then it did, but the required focus of attention was much more than I’d expected.

Hemingway liked to ski. He didn’t know about mountain biking like this. Or about parasailing. Imagine coming back in fifty more years, all the further new sports that’ll have emerged.

To be continued…

WIld West Road Trip, 1

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Sylvia and I just got back from a 17 night 3,300 mile road trip around the Wild West.

We passed through California, Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Nevada, California.

We visited a bunch of national parks: Yosemite, Grand Teton, Yellowstone, and Glacier. Here’s our friend Half Dome, seen from Olbers Point.

We went through Tioga Pass and stayed in a great state park campground called Big Bend near Mono Lake.

And then we took Route 6 across southern Nevada. What a great road. I realized that Interstates are ugly because they have to terraform the land across a strip of a couple of hundred yards, so you’re always in disturbed landscape. Plus trucks, gravel pits, and lots of railings, poles, signs. Those Empty Quarter two-lane roads are the best.

I’d always wondered about Tonopah because of the Little Feat song “Willing” with the verses: “I’ve been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonopah / I’ve driven every kind of rig that’s ever been made / Driven the back road so I wouldn’t get weighed. / Give me weed, whites, and wine / And show me a sign / And I’ll be willin’ / To be movin’.”

Tonopah is some kind of dead. Though I met a guy from there who claimed things are better just now because of gold going up and the mines kicking back into gear. Dig this on-site Picasso sculpture.

We spent a night in an old casino hotel in Ely. They pronounce it “Eely.” Another great road goes through Ely, Route 50, which is sometimes called the loneliest road in America, but take it from me, Route 6 is lonelier.

We visited some caves east of Ely. These stalactites look rather penile, I’d say.

I always think caves are gonna be more interesting than they are. Plants and clouds are so much more dynamic. Maybe if you could see a cave’s formations in fast forward.

Amazing, though, to see the dynamics are thes same in stone and water. A frozen waterfall. We visited our daughter Isabel who lives with her boyfriend in Pinedale, Wyoming.

I took a bike ride on a trail in Pinedale. The town is in the high desert, a bit south of Jackson, at an altitude of 7,000 feet or so. Very cold in the winter. Very pure air.

The soil doesn’t hold much moisture. The clouds are so crisp and whipped-creamy in the Wild West.

The bike trail went across the desert to a stream. It’s so quiet out there, so peaceful.

We went fishing one day in this beautiful lake by Pinedale. Didn’t catch anything, but had fun. I think in the 50s some people erroneously introduced an alien “lake trout” called the Mackinaw, and those guys eat all the native trout, and live at 150 feet deep. Next time I’ll use a deep fishing rig.

After Pinedale we headed into the Tetons, and actually went backpacking one night, which was new to Sylvia. She got to like camping on the trip.

To be continued…

Jayjay's Postsingular Dream

Sunday, July 30th, 2006

I’m gonna be offline again for a couple of weeks. And then I’m going to the WorldCon; I’ll be there Aug 24-26, Thu-Sat.

Meanwhile, you can read a new story by me and Terry Bisson, “2+2=5” in Interzone.

My story “Postsingular” is in the September Asimov’s as well. This story is part of the first chapter of my novel in progress (along with ”Chu and the Nants”). My novel is also called Postsingular. I’m glad to have the story out so I have dibs on this title.

Speaking of Postsingular the novel, I’m getting near the end. I just wrote a big scene where Jayjay hallucinates sixty years in six hours, just like I was thinking at Dupont Circle in DC a couple of weeks back.

To give you something to chew on for the next couple of weeks, here’s the scene I just wrote. Recall that I earlier discussed some of the ideas for Postsingular and you guys gave me some feed back.

As this scene opens, Jayjay is in a cave beneath Easter Island and he’s covered with nanoslime. Thuy is leaving for the Hibrane. I posted some of this scene. Now Thuy is off in the Hibrane, about to bring back a magic harp, but temporarily hung up. While Jayjay waits for her, the Big Pig throws him into a hallucination, partly to get him ready to strum that harp.

When the nanoslime attacked Jayjay, at first it hurt, but after a few minutes it started feeling good, and then he went into a dream and didn’t even notice when the orphids cleared the slime off him. In the dream he thought he lived a whole lifetime without Thuy, and that at the end of his life his soul flew off to look for her.

What actually happened was that the Big Pig, for good reasons of her own, threw Jayjay into a deep and convincing hallucination that seemed, to him, to last a full sixty years. During the six or seven hours that Thuy was gone, Jayjay lived out an entire simulated life, full of incident and emotion, right up till he died of a virus at the deeply hallucinated age of eighty-four.

Of course it would have destroyed Jayjay’s physical brain to run it at the hundred-thousand-fold speed-up rate required to live sixty years in six hours. So what the Big Pig did was to run a simulation of Jayjay in a virtual world. And once every real-world minute, the Big Pig used orphid signals to implant the latest interesting memories of the fake life into Jayjay’s true brain, using his reactions to further guide the sim.

Why was the Pig doing this? The simulation was both a thought experiment and an aid to reasoning, that is, the Big Pig was both using her sim to see how a certain kind of future might feel to someone like Jayjay, and using her simulated Jayjay as an agent to focus her ruminations about higher-dimensional cosmology as relating to physical forms of memory.

Jayjay’s hallucinated life went as follows.

Decade 1.

Thuy never came back at all. Ignoring Jayjay’s pleas, at midnight the Big Pig released the nants. She was hell-bent on getting that extra memory.

Jayjay’s body was the first thing the nants ate. Quite soon everyone else was in the Virtual Earth too, billions of humans and beezies. They called their new world Vearth for short.

Vearth always felt a bit fake. Despite the Big Pig’s best programming efforts, the water, clouds and fire were never quite right. And Jayjay’s mental processes felt odd, although the difference was hard to pin down. The mental and emotional life on Vearth was less drifty, more directed. But as the simulated hours and days went by, Jayjay got used to it. Sometimes he could almost think Vearth was real.

Long after he settled in, he kept on missing Thuy. Why hadn’t she come back from the Hibrane? Dear Thuy.

Jayjay hopped to the Vearth version of San Francisco and found work doing physics research in a lab. The Big Pig pulled strings to get him the position despite his lack of academic credentials. The lab was researching ways to extract more memory from existing physical materials. The quantum mechanical Margolus-Levitin limitation was putting a damper on the Vearth simulation; the lab’s goal was to discover weird physics capable of supercharging the quantum-computational processing and memory capacities of brute matter.

It was good that Jayjay had the lab job, for Vearth had an active cash economy, with the cash standing for processing and memory resources. You needed money to buy or rent a simulated house, to view a show, or to get new clothes. And if you paid the Big Pig a certain monthly fee, your personal reality was rendered in higher resolution than other people’s was.

Jayjay ended up in a Vearth romance with none other than Darlene of Metotem Books. And on Jayjay’s thirtieth birthday, he and Darlene married.

They wanted to buy a house in the Mission District of San Francisco, but there was a problem with finding enough surface area in Vearth’s desirable zones. So for their starter home, Jayjay and Darlene shoe-horned themselves into a “thumbnail house” development constructed within someone’s basement storage room. A hundred families lived down there; upon entering the basement, the residents would shrink in size and drop to a low-resolution format so as to fit into the confines of their tiny thumbnail Victorians.

Decade 2.

Lots of people turned away from traditional lifestyles and began living in the street. A goodly number of them became pigheads. Although merging into the Big Pig had been unusual or even transgressive in the old world, there were scads of pigheads in every Vearth community. With no physical bodies to pull them back, many pigheads lost their identities for good. In effect the Big Pig ate them.

An opportunistic hive mind called Gustav emerged to compete with the Big Pig. Gustav arose from a cabal of mid-level beezies who didn’t like their ranks within the network that comprised the Big Pig. Gustav rapidly attracted a large following of unemployable humans by promising them equal processing and memory access.

Gustav became as powerful as the Big Pig. Seeking to reward his adherents with more room in which to live, Gustav multiplied by ten the simulated areas of the towns he controlled. Unfortunately, Gustav didn’t own enough computational resources to properly simulate his supersized cities, which became granular and jerky, as charmless as fluorescent-lit shopping malls.

Meanwhile in the Big Pig’s flourishing San Francisco, Jayjay’s professional life went from success to success. He established a series of startling results concerning the eighth dimension. Like the other higher dimensions, the eighth dimension was curled around into a Planck-length circle in the Lobrane. But, in going over the data that still remained from when humans looked out into the real world, Jayjay discovered that the eighth dimension was stretched to infinite length in the Hibrane. For this he was, incredibly, awarded a Nobel Prize—at this point people were still keeping up many of the old Earth traditions.

Thanks to the acclaim for Jayjay’s work—and thanks also to Darlene’s expertise at gaming the still-blooming metanovel market—Jayjay and Darlene began making good money. Soon after Jayjay’s fortieth birthday, they bought a full-size cloud-house that floated above Vearth’s Golden Gate Bridge.

On the domestic front, Jayjay talked to Darlene once too often about how much he missed Thuy, and Darlene erased all the copies of Thuy’s autobiographical metanovel Wheenk that she could find. But Jayjay forgave her—he could afford to, as he had a hidden copy of Wheenk that she didn’t know about.

In the heat of their make-up sex, Jayjay and Darlene decided to have a child. Having acquired the necessary processing and memory resources, they programmed the child by interleaving a mixture of their recollections, skills and behaviors, and left certain aspects of the sim up to chance. The baby was a boy; they named him Dirk.

Decade 3.

Tensions mounted between Vearth’s two superpowers: Gustav and the Big Pig. Despite Gustav’s promises, life in his camp was on a downward spiral. His operating system was overly hierarchical and prone to crippling inefficiencies. Gustav’s followers began defecting to the Big Pig in droves, but then Gustav developed blockade software to fence them in.

Jayjay was friends with some excellent physicists who’d emerged within the Gustav-run cities, and he became involved in a plot to design some software to help humans and beezies flee Gustav’s regime. In the end, it was Jayjay himself who had the crucial design idea for the break-out code.

The break-out ware spread like wildfire through Gustav’s bloc, collapsing the reign of this ineffectual dictator. The Big Pig was the sole top-level mind again. And Jayjay was a global hero. Not for the first time, Jayjay wondered why he was so successful. It was as if this world were his own personal dream.

Soon after his fiftieth birthday, Jayjay became obsessed with the notion that Darlene herself was a wholly artificial simulation or perhaps a figment of his imagination—rather than being a genuine human-derived mind. The obsession blossomed into an irrevocable conviction, and now Darlene disgusted him.

Seeking other companionship, Jayjay dug out his copy of Wheenk and created a simulated woman modeled upon the personality found in the metanovel. Darlene surprised him in the arms of the sim, and she left him, taking their son Dirk along. In short order, the patent unreality of the simulated Thuy came to disgust Jayjay even more than Darlene had, and he managed to turn off the sim by removing its computational resources. For a long time after he felt like a murderer.

Yet at the same time new works blossomed to crown Jayjay’s epochal series of physics discoveries. Regarding the possibility of unrolling the eighth dimension, he proved that, although the unrolled extra dimension would be infinite in extent, it would be in practice possible to access any location along this infinite line in a fixed and bounded amount of time. This “Zeno metric,” as he termed it, guaranteed that an unrolled eighth dimension could act as a ubiquitous and infinitely capacious memory storage device.

This result had the profound implication that, had the real Earthlings learned how to unroll the eighth dimension in time, then there would have been no need to grind the planet into nants. With the eighth dimension unrolled, the Big Pig could have found all the memory she could ever need, right in the crevices of ordinary matter.

Decade 4.

A reality-hacking movement arose. People learned to edit their perceptions on the fly, and real Earth’s physical geography began seeming dull and outdated. Mountains moved, chasms opened, seas grew. It became increasingly difficult to decide where you were or, for that matter, whether you were asleep or awake.

Simpler souls quailed at the new freedoms. Large numbers of them enlisted in a rash of new faiths founded by opportunistic leaders offering brutally simple answers to their flocks. The priests—some were humans and some were beezies—liked to refer to themselves as “gods.” As well as the new cults, hundreds of narrowly ethnic fiefdoms arose across Vearth. And to cap the troubles, a particularly virulent meta-religion arose, an accretion of the most unpleasant of the cults and sects, led by a high-level beezie named Baal.

Jayjay pressed forward his researches on “lazy eight,” as he now called the unrolled eighth dimension. He was sixty now, and he had a sense that he was running out of time. He was comforted by the fact that his son Dirk had come to live with him. Rather than proving new results, Jayjay was content to consolidate what he’d learned so far, in part by teaching what he knew to his beloved son.

He liked to explain, for instance, that unrolling the eighth dimension would be effectively the same as taking the vanishing point of a painting and having it be at every location in space. This universally accessible point at infinity could provide unlimited amounts of memory—far in excess of the pawky Margolus-Levitin limits.

Jayjay found a new wife; this one was a second-generation virtual human. Born in Vearth like his son Dirk, she’d never been a real person at all. Her name was Keppy; she spent a lot of her time on low-level nant hunts with a flock of beezies. Dirk often joined her.

Decade 5.

Perversely enough, the beezie sect-leaders joined with old-school religious fundamentalists and began teaching that it was people’s religious duty to reproduce without limit. Ethnic and tribal groups jumped on this notion as well. The population level began wildly exploding, with the effect of lowering everyone’s reality levels to clunky performance with low resolution. The beezie nant-hunts were taking on the intense quality of mass wars. Wild swings roiled the memory markets.

In the mean time, increasing numbers of humans who had nothing to contribute to the beezies or the Big Pig were being erased.

Jayjay was plagued by a persistent sense of living in a dream. Would he ever awake? Only his work in physics gave him a reason to live. He was closing in on discovering actual methods for unrolling the eighth dimension. It was a matter of creating certain types of vibrations with a hyperdimensionally tweaked musical instrument. Perhaps a zither or a guitar. But what would one use for strings?

Jayjay took some interest in a Vearth project to send a rocket to Earth’s Moon to infect this orb with nants. But of course the rate of the Vearth simulation was so high that it would feel like several hundred years before the rocket was constructed and sent to its target.

It was strange to know that the fifty Vearth years Jayjay had lived through had lasted but five of the real world’s hours. It struck Jayjay that the lack of temporal synch between his mind and the physical world might in fact make it impossible for him to carry out any of the experiments he’d imagined doing to test the real possibility of unrolling the eighth dimension.

On the morning of his seventieth birthday, Jayjay awoke to find that much of his virtual body had been sold off. He was little more than a head, a shoulder and an arm. He needed to purchase back his virtual flesh. But when he went to check on his balance, he found that all his money was gone. Keppy left him with Dirk, taking his entire savings. But, as several times before during Jayjay’s Vearth life, he was bailed out by the Big Pig.

Jayjay was crushed by his son Dirk’s betrayal of him. And he felt increasing crippled by a sense of unreality. Planet Earth had been destroyed to turn everyone into dreams inside the cheezoid Vearth, yes, and now Jayjay was coming to suspect that Vearth itself was a dream.

Decade 6.

Overpopulation was stressing Vearth more and more; there were a series of little wars, and terrorism became a growing problem. The Baalist cult was prattling of a great cleansing. And then an incurable virus began to spread. Program after program crashed, and nant after nant was reduced to doing nothing but eternally repeating the single binary bit “0.” Apparently this served as some kind of sacred obeisance to Baal.

Jayjay had gown very lonely. Wistfully he proved one last result about what might have happened had the Lobraners been able to unroll the eighth dimension, to wit: The ubiquitous and accessible point at infinity would have provided an entanglement channel connecting every point with every other point in synchronicity. Not only would an unfurled eighth dimension have provided endless memory for all, it would have brought about telepathy and teleportation for every object in the world.

He sometimes wondered about what kind of vibration might actually unfurl the eighth dimension. One would need some wound-up hyperdimensional tubes for strings. And the order in which the strings were struck would be of key importance. But Jayjay was unable to reason his way to any conclusions about what the ideal order would be.

Increasingly discouraged and paranoid, Jayjay, aged eighty-four, went into the dirtiest, most crowded streets of the all but unrecognizable maze that had once been San Francisco. Soon he was infected with the Baal virus.

Death came to him as he lay in thick silk sheets in a velvet-curtained room with a conventionally beautiful view. There was no way of knowing exactly where the room was. For nothing was real. Jayjay was glad to be leaving this dream within a dream.

His dying thoughts were of the bright, quirky girl he’d loved in his youth, sixty years ago. Thuy Nguyen. Where had the time gone?

As Jayjay’s soul left his dying body, he finally reached a knowledge of the sound sequence that could unfurl the eighth dimension. With the chord filling his being, he circled his rubbishy virtual world, calling out Thuy’s name, hoping against hope for the return of his lost true love.

Movies: Scanner Darkly, and Pirates of the Caribbean 2

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

We saw the movie of Phil Dick’s A Scanner Darkly as soon as we got back to CA. I'd really looked forward to it, I was jumping out of my skin to see it. I think of Scanner as the best-ever stoner humor novel — well, on this front, William J. Craddock's Be Not Content is at the same level. And Scanner is more than that, too, in fact for me, it was a big inspiration in forming my ideas about how to write SF in a fresh way, it set me to thinking about a “transreal” way to fuse autobiographical beatnik-like literature and science fiction. One edition of Scanner had a blurb on it describing the book as “transcendental biography,” which was probably the reason I coined the word transreal. I first read the book at Seacon in Brighton, like 1979, and I was laughing so hard I almost forgot my suitcase on the train platform.

But as a movie, I dunno, it didn't work as well as I'd expected. Maybe I was expecting too much. Robert Downey Jr. is wonderful, and most of the dialogue is lifted straight out of the book (which I pretty much know by heart, having read it three or four times), which is nice. Although it’s really a funny novel when you read it, on screen it didn't come off as comical as I remember it seeming. They didn't punch the lines as hard as they could have, I think. And when you read, you can reread and muse and savor the wit.

I'm of two minds about the animation. It's slick and pretty, but you get more information out of a real face than an abstraction of a face; like the close-ups of Keanu were somewhat blank and I bet in photo he'd look more tortured and deeper, not that Keanu does look that deep. Certainly some Downey twinkles were lost. And the scramble-suit gimmick started hurting my eyes. Way too much of that, which was really quite minor in the book. Sometimes the animation was just right though, making the scene like a Robert Bechtle painting. The freeway scene looked just right, so California.

Really it is such a sad story, as well as being funny. Reading it I always “hear” mournful oboes in the background.

As discussed in his bio, Phil was living alone in a trashed little packing-box of house with big jars of little dexedrine pills letting street kids crash at his place during the time that the novel is transreally about. He did go into treatment at one point, although, as the novel makes clear, he didn't like it there 🙂

Even with the best talent and intentions, it's not really possible to have an intimate book wearing the necessarily monumental carapace of a movie.

But I want to go see it again soon. It'll be good on DVD too, because then you can turn on the subtitles. Watching it, I was anxious that the audience wasn't fully picking up all the great little turns of phrase. I was laughing louder than anyone near me at Downey's lines, kind of wanting to encourage people to love Scanner enough. When the lights came up the kid next to me gave me a look. “Want to score some D?” I asked him.

In another vein, we also saw Pirates of the Caribbean last night, a good hot summer movie. A real Hollywood production, no expense spared. It was fun, and thank you, Johnny Depp, for keeping the film lively. His love scenes with Keira Knightly are very hot and transgender. The part when the prisoners are climbing a cliff in a ball-cage made of bones is great, especially when the some guys gleefully try and push ahead of the others.

There’s great squid and tentacle stuff in there too. Davy Jones has a face like Cthulhu’s, although with no beak or mandibles. The giant squid a.k.a. kraken is perfect Hollywood glee. I loved it so much when the giant squid attacked Cptn. Nemo’s sub years ago — but this tentacle attack is way better. Near the start there’s a perfect cartoon image of a tentacle rising a hundred yards into the sky with a struggling sailor in the grip of the tip. Heavenly. New fashion look: put a quarter teaspoon of black squid ink into your mouth to Goth up your lips and teeth when entertaining at home! Not many images from either film are online as yet…


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