{"id":2647,"date":"2010-10-08T07:50:28","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T15:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/?p=2647"},"modified":"2012-02-04T14:02:29","modified_gmt":"2012-02-04T22:02:29","slug":"wild-west-5-grand-tetons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/08\/wild-west-5-grand-tetons\/","title":{"rendered":"Wild West #5. Grand Tetons."},"content":{"rendered":"

Heading north from Pinedale with Isabel, we spent a night in the Grand Teton National Park.<\/p>\n

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For awhile I was riding in back with Isabel, and she poked me in the ribs. Just like old times. When our three kids were little, we sometimes called the back of the car the \u201cpigs\u2019 nest.\u201d\u009d<\/p>\n

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What makes the Grand Tetons so impressive is that as seen from the park and the road they rise straight up from the flat valley carved by the Snake River. More commonly, big mountains have a scrim of foothills covering them.<\/p>\n

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We crossed paths with two elated men returning from nice three-day hike around one of the Tetons, the Cascade Canyon\/Paintbrush Canyon loop,<\/a> I\u2019d like to do that some day if my legs hold up. But, actually, Isabel, as a native, tends to know of equally interesting but less travelled paths.<\/p>\n

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A moose was lolling around near one of the paths, and there must have been twenty photographers clustered there, many of them with tripods. The shutterbugs looked tense and disgruntled, maybe because the moose was standing up to strike a grand pose. Or maybe becauase they’d already taken their “big picture” and didn’t know what else do to.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t quite get why someone would use a tripod for landscape photography. If nothing much is moving, you don\u2019t really need to stabilize the camera. Maybe they want to use an extreme telephoto, in which the slightest jitter is going to be amplified. Or possibly they like to use long shutter speeds so as to damp down to tiny apertures and get deep depth of field. Or maybe they\u2019re just gear-fetishists. A tripod really slows you down. I\u2019ve learned to do a kind of Zen-moment shutter-squeeze thing so I can shoot a 1\/60 or even 1\/30 sec exposure fairly reliably. Also I keep an eye on the ISO setting, and dial that up if I want a faster shutter speed so I can get less tele-jiggle and more depth of field.<\/p>\n

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We looked in at a little chapel in the park, with a stained glass image of the Sacred Heart. Whose heart is that, exactly? The Virgin Mary\u2019s? No, research shows it Jesus\u2019s<\/a>. It\u2019s a good icon. When I\u2019m tense and unhappy because I\u2019m being a jerk, my heart feels that way, as if it has barbed wire around it. I try not to go there very often.<\/p>\n

A few years ago, I blogged a picture<\/a> from a chuch in Kecskemet, Hungary, they went one step further with the Sacred Heart image, and showed it with a knife sticking through it. More dramatic.<\/p>\n

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There was some nice morning light on the wood in the church. But really you\u2019d be more inclined to think of God as being up in the mountains. The Grand Tetons. Which is French for the Big Breasts. Nearby is the Gros Ventre range. The Plump Belly mountains. I\u2019m picturing some very lonely fur trappers\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Heading north from Pinedale with Isabel, we spent a night in the Grand Teton National Park. For awhile I was riding in back with Isabel, and she poked me in the ribs. Just like old times. When our three kids were little, we sometimes called the back of the car the \u201cpigs\u2019 nest.\u201d\u009d What makes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2647"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3730,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2647\/revisions\/3730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}