{"id":225,"date":"2005-05-28T18:53:14","date_gmt":"2005-05-29T02:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/wordpress\/?p=225"},"modified":"2005-05-28T18:53:14","modified_gmt":"2005-05-29T02:53:14","slug":"bay-bridge-star-wars-yoda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/28\/bay-bridge-star-wars-yoda\/","title":{"rendered":"Bay Bridge, Star Wars, Yoda"},"content":{"rendered":"

My better half and I spent the night in San Francisco the other day. In the morning we walked down California Street to the Ferry Building. The hills of SF always give you such nice views.<\/p>\n

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There’s a lot of great old buildings on lower California. The Union Bank Building near Battery Street has some cool stone walruses set into its wall, remnants of the Alaska Commercial Bank.<\/p>\n

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All these complicated machineries. Vaguely like the cityscapes in Star Wars III, which I just saw. That traffic in the sky in Star Wars really bothered me. Who’d want to live under that? Terrible to see, also. Like having dinner in a restaurant next to a freeway with the headlights streaming by. You feel temporary and rushed. Not that I felt rushed in the spot behind the Ferry Building where I took this picture. Calm there.<\/p>\n

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And here’s an elephant graveyard of dead mufflers. Let’s suppose that Yoda the green attack-chihuahua is hiding underneath. I used to like to hate Yoda, but now I give up, I love him. His ears are so beautiful in the new movie. Like segments of conch shells. Slightly twitching. Remember in one of the old Star Wars when Yoda rises up from near a swamp and you just see his ears? I used to tie my handkerchief around my hand with the ends pulled out to make two Yoda ears for the kids.<\/p>\n

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Cameras and bots are everywhere, lurking. But where's Jar Jar Binks? I love him even more than Yoda. I never understood the public vitriol against the fellow. He got like one second in Padme's funeral this time out.<\/p>\n

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I picked up a bit of an anti-Patriot-Act message in Star Wars III, which was good to hear. But Lucas wrote<\/i> the script? He can't afford to hire a professional SF writer? What is this with writer-directors? They don't try and create their own computer graphics, do they? Or build their own sets, or sew the costumes. But, hey, anyone<\/i> can write…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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