{"id":2117,"date":"2010-03-27T17:04:52","date_gmt":"2010-03-28T01:04:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2010-03-31T07:24:44","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T15:24:44","slug":"life-goes-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/27\/life-goes-on\/","title":{"rendered":"What is a Chaldron? (And Other Stuff)"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I\u2019m well now. Thanks, all, for the kind wishes and the birthday greetings. <\/p>\n

I\u2019ve been taking a lot of photos lately, so today I\u2019ll just run some photos with some recently arrived links, some remarks about the current state of my free software\u2026plus a discussion of Jonathan Lethem\u2019s Chronic City <\/em> with a particular focus on the question, “What is a chaldron?”<\/p>\n

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My artist friend COOP told me about a site with information about Kanegon\u2014if you scroll way down on the page linked to<\/a>, you can find some video of Kanegon, who\u2019s played by a guy in a rubber monster suit with a kind of garbage-can-top head mask—actually it’s a giant change purse. COOP sent me a great photo he took of his Kanegon models, seductively lit with colored lights. For more along these lines…and along other lines…see COOP’s photostream.
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I got a Kanegon model for Xmas a few years back, and I modeled the Unipusker aliens of my novel Frek and the Elixir <\/a><\/em>on them.<\/p>\n


\n[A Buddha in the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco.]<\/em><\/p>\n

My young friend Eamon Carrig sent me a link to an interesting article about common forms of hallucinations <\/a>as being somewhat predetermined as emergent chaotic patterns of the brain architecture\u2014a little like how Zhabotinsky scrolls always turn up in cellular automata simulations. Eamon is part of an unclassifiable band called Math Panda<\/a>, and runs a record company called FARC, for, \u201cF*ck a Record Company,\u201d\u009d this being an answer to the perennial question, \u201cWhat\u2019s your record company?\u201d\u009d<\/p>\n

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I read Jonathan Lethem\u2019s latest novel Chronic City <\/a><\/em>a couple of months ago. I\u2019m always interested to see what Lethem\u2019s up to. Some years ago he might have been regarded as science fiction writer\u2014see, for instance, the wonderful As She Climbed Across the Table<\/a><\/em>. But somehow Jonathan completed the arcane and mysterious metamorphosis into a mainstream literary author.<\/p>\n

A spoiler alert—some of the things I\u2019ll say about Chronic City <\/em>here will give away plot points, so if you haven\u2019t read the novel yet, you might not want to read my comments yet.<\/p>\n

I liked Chronic City <\/em>a great deal, although I have a few minor complaints. Although it was to some extent a novel about potheads, I didn\u2019t get enough of the raucous yellow-jello giggle vibe that one would typically expect from the stoner scenes—although, in all fairness, there were plenty of convoluted and paranoid rants.<\/p>\n

The book felt a little overlong to me, with more scenes than necessary about people\u2019s relationships and inner feelings. I tend to prefer seeing interesting things happening. Actually, Phil Dick\u2019s novels also have the characteristic of going on and on about the characters\u2019 worries and feelings. This is a writing quality that I call “wheenk<\/em>,” because it makes me think of a trapped rabbit going, \u201cWheenk, wheenk, wheenk,\u201d\u009d in terror and despair. But tastes vary, and a large amount of wheenk is probably helpful in making it out of the SF ghetto.<\/p>\n

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My largest criticism would be that Chronic City<\/em> seems to drop the ball on one of the key SFictional elements in the book. I\u2019m talking about the gorgeous, pricy, vase-like objects called chaldrons, no two of which are alike. After building up intense interest in the chaldrons, Jonathan rather abruptly dismisses the chaldrons as somehow being both <\/b>(a) imaginary virtual reality icons like little accessories that you might buy in some online game such as The Sims<\/em>, and <\/b>(b) real-world hologram displays being created by individually tweaked software algorithms.<\/p>\n

First of all, I\u2019d been hoping that the chaldrons would be something with a little more SFictional punch\u2014like aliens, or concretizations of Blavatsky-ectoplasm, or nanogoo growths.<\/p>\n

Be that as it may, the real problem is that Lethem\u2019s two explanations for the chaldrons don\u2019t seem to jibe\u2014how do they connect with each other? And why exactly are chaldrons rare and expensive? <\/p>\n

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If I were to fix this flaw, I might propose that some behind-the-scenes computer genius is crafting algorithms that create the chaldron shapes\u2014one algorithm per chaldron. And he or she is selling the algorithms in two alternate forms: either (a) as plug-ins that create an image of the chaldron within your game world, or (b) as some chip-embedded (and encrypted) software that can be placed in a tabletop hologram generator that will display a stand-alone image of the chaldron.<\/p>\n

Possibly\u2014although Jonathan doesn\u2019t say this, and (frustratingly) we never see <\/em>anyone successfully buying a chaldron\u2014when you buy a chaldron, you get both the standalone display and the game plug-in.<\/p>\n

To make this explanation really percolate, you\u2019d want for the algorithm-discovery-method to plug into a Perkus-Tooth-type paranoid obsession with the patterns of society. So maybe the algorithms aren\u2019t so much based on formulae as on statistical power-spectrum analyses of pop-culture stuff that people are doing. The number of bags of popcorn sold in a certain movie theater. The page hitcounts on our hero\u2019s dying or dead astronaut wife. The number of hairs on a Gnuppet. The shapes of all the burgers sold in a favorite Wild West style caf\u00c3\u00a9. The chaldrons emerging from the actual life of the virtual Chronic City.<\/p>\n

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Anyway, the chaldron explanation is a little muddled and incomplete as it stands, and if I were Lethem, I\u2019d consider correcting it in time for the paperback edition of Chronic City<\/em>, but of course that\u2019s not a realistic suggestion.<\/p>\n

Even though I\u2019m acting like I know what I\u2019m talking about, I have a lingering feeling that maybe I\u2019m missing something. One of the pervading images in Chronic City <\/em>is of Manhattan as a kind of alternate reality\u2014akin to a videogame world. This is a good simile, as it fits the feeling that you get when living in or visiting there. Might Lethem want to be saying that, in fact, the world of his novel is in fact an artificial reality? We\u2019d have to accept that the \u201cgnats in a bottle\u201d\u009d characters are in fact entertaining themselves with a yet smaller VR inside theirs. In this case, the two explanations of the chaldrons are even more closely related, by the way.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m inclined to think that Jonathan might not want to use by-now-somewhat-tired Matrix<\/em>-type (or, indeed, Dickian) move of saying \u201cthe characters are in a virtual reality and they don\u2019t know it.\u201d\u009d But SF is, after all, largely about recycling tropes, so maybe that\u2019s what he\u2019s doing. There are a couple of magical-realism aspects of the \u201cChronic City\u201d\u009d that suggest that some deeper weirdness is in play.<\/p>\n

The most conspicuous of these is the tiger that keeps destroying parts of the city. Earlier in the novel, people are saying the tiger is \u201cjust\u201d\u009d an artificially intelligent digging machine that now and then goes rogue. But near the end, in a haunting scene, our hero sees the tiger go padding by in the falling snow, huge and magical. <\/p>\n

And at the very end, the narrator notices that the positioning of the buildings he sees out his window have very slightly changed. Is there a coherent explanation? In some sense this isn’t the most important question. SF is really a kind of surrealism. And the explanations that we tack on are just a genre convention. When I’m writing SF, I very often simply go for the effect that I want to see—and make up the “explanation” later. People unused to SF don’t actually care about the explanations anyway. They just enjoy the wonder of the unsettling events.<\/p>\n

What is reality?<\/p>\n

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Lethem has a beautiful writing style, and the characters are memorable, with great dialog. One of the characters is being interviewed by the New Yorker profile, and the quirky outsider Perkus Tooth asks him, “How does it feel to finally ride the hegemonic bulldozer<\/em>?” There\u2019s a transreal touch, given that, being a regular contributor to the New Yorker<\/em>, Jonathan himself is definitely on the bulldozer. And we genricized SF writers are more like Perkus Tooth\u2026<\/p>\n

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It’s worth mentioning that Lethem has done great service for the SF field in editing three <\/strong> collections of Phil Dick\u2019s novels<\/a> in classy Library of America editions. <\/p>\n

Last fall Lethem wrote a fascinating, dreamy essay about Phil Dick, \u201cCrazy Friend<\/a>,\u201d\u009d which he put online at his website. It’s a searching, thoughtful piece that almost makes me ashamed to be nitpicking against Chronic City<\/em>. Lethem very clearly knows what he’s doing with his writing, and there’s really no reason it should conform to my personal expectations. <\/p>\n

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There\u2019s a wonderful show of Wayne Thiebaud\u2019s paintings at the San Jose Art Museum<\/a>. How did my humble home city of San Ho score such an illustrious show? Well, they\u2019ve had a couple of big Thiebaud shows at the San Francisco museums in the last ten years, so we got to have this one. It\u2019s mostly paintings from the Thiebaud family collection, many of which I\u2019d never seen before. <\/p>\n

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Thiebaud is just about my favorite contemporary artist. He has an amazing ability to dig the gnarl out of the most ordinary kinds of scenes\u2014he\u2019s done lyrical, cosmic paintings of freeways, for instance. I like how he uses color too, the edges he puts on things. And he\u2019s a master at dancing between abstraction and realism, staying right on that edge.<\/p>\n


\n[Spring at the mall, Santa Clara, California.]<\/em><\/p>\n

I upgraded to the 64-bit version of the Windows 7 operating system this week, and I\u2019m still tweaking my machine. I made the sad discovery that some of my free software <\/a>isn\u2019t working on this platform, although it survived the last five or six revisions of Windows. Cellab<\/em>, Chaos<\/em>, and Boppers <\/em>have all fallen beneath the karmic hammer.<\/p>\n

John Walker <\/a>wrote most of the code for Cellab<\/em>, and he probably could <\/em>upgrade it to work in the latest Windows\u2014knowing John this would take him about one day. But, no—I asked him about this, and he says he no longer has any Microsoft software on any of his machines. Regarding my description of Windows 7 as an upgrade, he says, “Then it wasn’t an upgrade, was it? Sounds like they blew away 16 bit DOS emulation support.” Continuing in his characteristically passionate-about-programming style, he writes:<\/p>\n

I can’t understand any developer who doesn’t make money from it wanting to be jerked around like a monkey on a chain by Microsoft, screeching “OOK” and jumping on the keyboard every time one of their “upgrades” breaks existing software developed with their own tools and compliant with all the standards for the prior release.<\/p>\n

When somebody complains that one of my legacy programs doesn’t run on this or that Microsoft piece of pooware, I respond, “That’s Microsoft’s problem, not mine”. I will eventually remove all of the Microsoft-specific stuff from my Web site.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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(I did find a kind of VM (virtual machine) fix, at least for CELLAB—it’s described in a comment<\/a> below.)<\/p>\n

Fixing Chaos <\/em>might be impossible, as it depends on a third-party \u201cterminate-and-stay-resident\u201d\u009d DOS-based graphics driver called Metashel. Conceivably Josh Gordon<\/a>, who did most of the coding on the Chaos project, would have an opinion about the possiblity of a fix, but I don\u2019t think I\u2019ll bug Josh about it\u2026it\u2019s been nearly twenty years now since we wrote the Chaos ware. And I would imagine that Josh, being a hard-core programmer like John Walker, has moved on to Unix as well. Or entirely away from programming. At some point enough’s enough.<\/p>\n

But just now I\u2019m again in the mood for a taste of programming. Anything but start another novel!<\/p>\n

Instead of rehabbing Chaos<\/em>, I’m having a look at the Ultrafractal <\/a>software which a lot of fractal fiends use these days. As a way of postponing getting back to writing, I’m implementing formulas for the extra fractals that I put into Chaos, such as the cubic Mandelbrot and the Rudy set…more on this in a later post.<\/p>\n

The C source code for Boppers <\/a>is online at the program\u2019s home page, and I think that if someone were to recompile it with a modern compiler the executable probably would be okay in Windows 7. But, with Walker’s words in my head, I can\u2019t really see rebuilding Boppers with the latest Microsoft compilers. In some sense it\u2019s futile to keep upgrading my wares, as the operating systems are always moving on.<\/p>\n

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The good news on the bit-rot front is that my more recent program, Capow<\/a><\/em>, still works in Windows 7. And the Pop game framework is fine, too.<\/p>\n

One interesting side-effect of moving to 64 bit Windows 7. Apple iTunes performs so horribly and slowly on this platform that I finally cast off the irksome yoke by installing a patch called dopisp<\/a> and removing iTunes from my machine. Dopisp acts as a plug-in for the (believe it or not) much faster and smoother (on my machine) Windows Media Player, and dopisp makes it possible to Synch the songs on my iPod… assuming you’ve converted your songs into the non-proprietary MP3 format (which can be done with iTunes or WMP). Free at last!<\/p>\n

And I do want to keep the iPod…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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