{"id":196,"date":"2005-07-18T15:43:09","date_gmt":"2005-07-18T23:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/wordpress\/?p=196"},"modified":"2005-07-18T15:43:09","modified_gmt":"2005-07-18T23:43:09","slug":"gov-terminator-goes-berserk-in-japan-male-parasite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/18\/gov-terminator-goes-berserk-in-japan-male-parasite\/","title":{"rendered":"Gov Terminator Goes Berserk In Japan! Male = Parasite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images\/arnoldj.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Check out this <a href=\"http:\/\/blogfiles.wfmu.org\/KF\/0507\/schwarz4.mov\" target=\"_blank\"> Japanese TV ad!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even though Arnold&#039;s a Republican, I kind of like the guy for being so weird.  And, as I always say, at least he knows what science fiction is!<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>That video of Arnold is actually from the 90s; it&#039;s one of many to be found on the cool site <a href=\"http:\/\/www.japander.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Japander<\/a> which collects Japanese TV ads made by Western stars &#8212; as in the Bill Murray\/Scarlett Johanssen vehicle &#8220;Lost In Translation.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Looking at a few of these, I realize I&#039;m working too hard trying to imagine outre alien cultures; all I need to do is go on the road.<\/p>\n<p>Still on Arnold&#039;s behalf, I&#039;ll say that his video is the best of all the ones I&#039;ve watched at Japander.  The thing he&#039;s promotign is a stimulant drink generically known as a &#8220;genki,&#8221; filled with caffeine, ginseng, like that.  Keeps the salarymen going.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>I was just reading an article about a kind of fire ant in the July 2, 2005, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sciencenews.org\" target=\"_blank\">Science News<\/a>.  There&#039;s something peculiar about their reproduction, leading to this quote, by Denis Fournier of the Free Univeristy of Brussels in Belgium:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We could think of the males as a separate, parasitic species that uses host eggs for its own reproduction.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This kind of dovetails with this image I&#039;ve gotten from thinking about my wife giving birth to my daughter and my daughter giving birth to my granddaughter.  The women are connected by a single chain of umbilical cords back through history, all the way to Edenville, with the men just branches off the long vine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hi, I&#039;m your host.&#8221; &#8220;And I&#039;m your parasite.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out this Japanese TV ad! Even though Arnold&#039;s a Republican, I kind of like the guy for being so weird. And, as I always say, at least he knows what science fiction is! *** That video of Arnold is actually from the 90s; it&#039;s one of many to be found on the cool site [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}