{"id":1443,"date":"2009-07-22T12:30:06","date_gmt":"2009-07-22T20:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/?p=1443"},"modified":"2009-07-22T12:42:12","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T20:42:12","slug":"norway-6-alesund-jugendstil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/22\/norway-6-alesund-jugendstil\/","title":{"rendered":"Norway 6.  \u00c3\u2026lesund.  Jugendstil."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>July 1, 2009.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><code>[ The following is the final installment from my perhaps-too-lengthy notes on a recent <a target=\"blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/category\/scandinavia2009\/\">trip to Scandinavia<\/a>.]<\/code><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sitting on a stoop in sunny \u00c3\u2026lesund near a canal.  The buildings in this neighborhood are in Scandinavian takes on the Art Nouveau style, more commonly called <em>Jugendstil <\/em>here.  The style happened to be in fashion in 1904, when the town burnt to the ground and was rebuilt over just a few years.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images\/norhotel.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Nothing much on the agenda for our final two days\u2014just wander around this pretty town.  My credit card has stopped working\u2014I guess the bankers are suspicious about the run of charges emanating from Denmark and Norway.  But I don\u2019t feel like phoning up the Empire\u2019s bureaucracy to (maybe) straighten this out.  Meanwhile my bank card is still able to extract kroner from the ATMs\u2014which they call mini-banks here.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images\/norcodface.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m in a bakery\u2014I just had the best piece of pastry in years, a dry mille-feuille puff croissant wrapped around almond paste.  To intensify the sensation, I pushed the whole second half into my mouth at once, then fell choking to the floor, knocking over my table and my chair\u2014just kidding about that last part.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images\/noramund.jpg\"><br \/>\n<em>[Art Nouveau cover for a book by Norwegian polar explorer Amundsen.]<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nA baby in a carriage beside me is topped by the mound of a cotton-covered feather-bed comforter.  All of the beds here have these fat comforters and no top-sheets or blankets.  Given the unusual heat during our stay\u201470 or even 80 Fahrenheit\u2014we\u2019re hot at night, steaming in the midnight sun.  Last night I saw the sunrise at 2 a.m.  They have posters around town that mention the latitude\u2014I think it\u2019s 62 degrees.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images\/norblondes.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Quite a few of the Norwegian women have platinum blonde hair, fine and nearly white\u2014I\u2019m not sure I\u2019ve ever seen women with this as their natural hair color.  Some of the Norwegian blondes are punks with cropped hair, pigtails and tattoos.  Others, more traditional, wear their forelocks in braids that they wrap around their brows in an old-school braid-crown.  The Norwegian babies are tender and so fair. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images\/normenontank.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>We were just in the library for some free email on their machines.  It\u2019s fun going into the public buildings of a town.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images2\/norjugend.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>We walked around the shopping streets\u2014with lovely Art Nouveau facades\u2014but the insides of the buildings have been merged and hollowed out to hold an\u2014aaack\u2014 mall that\u2019s very nearly isomorphic to the Valley Fair mall in San Jose, only with H &#038; M as their anchor store instead of Macy\u2019s.  But, ah, they do have that celestial bakery at the outer edge.  I notice another pastry now\u2014a cake with whipped cream reddened by cherries\u2014they call it bloot cake, for \u201cblood cake.\u201d\u009d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images\/scan_panjugend.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>We tour the Jugendstil Sentrum (Art Nouveau Center), and see an interesting slide show about Baltic and Scandinavia versions of this international style\u2014it was big in Finland as a means to express a romantic nationalism directed against Russian dominance.  I bet something like Art Nouveau will be big again, when advanced tech and new materials make possible a return to custom craftsmanship.  The museum spoke of this one Jugendstil room as a work of \u201ctotal art,\u201d\u009d in which every detail is designed to act as a voice in the ecstatic chorus of the whole.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images\/norhoses.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Looming over the town is one of those fat cruise starships that we saw before, The Jewel of the Sea, filled with alien invaders of a sort, that is, my fellow countrymen.  This morning they tied up at a wharf a block from our hotel.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images\/normirrors.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not one of them,\u201d\u009d said the bespectacled, well-heeled alien, his face suspiciously tan and un-Norwegian.  \u201cMy wife and I came here on public transport from Alpha Centauri, just like you natives do.\u201d\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOorck!\u201d\u009d cried the rabble of pale street urchins surrounding the intruder.  \u201cOorck, Oorck!\u201d\u009d  The first stone struck the alien square upon the forehead.  He tottered and fell&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images2\/normufflers.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I bought a souvenir Norwegian wool cap, absurdly overpriced, but one of a kind (I\u2019d like to think).  It has tassels on it.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow we go home, we already scoped out the spot where the airport busses leave.  It\u2019s a little sad to see the vacation end.  I would have liked to visit Stockholm as well\u2014but my legs and body are cumulatively fatigued after two and a half weeks of touring, also it feels like time to halt the gushing outflow of cash.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rudyrucker.com\/blog\/images\/norgraffbye.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s been great.  <em>Takk for alt.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>July 1, 2009. [ The following is the final installment from my perhaps-too-lengthy notes on a recent trip to Scandinavia.] I\u2019m sitting on a stoop in sunny \u00c3\u2026lesund near a canal. The buildings in this neighborhood are in Scandinavian takes on the Art Nouveau style, more commonly called Jugendstil here. 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